R rated riddles

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 26-Oct-2008 12:47:29

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Riddles

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

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Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!

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Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh' and 'aaaaaaah'?

A. About three inches.

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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don't have balls to scratch!

Post 2 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 26-Oct-2008 14:55:24

lol I like these.

Post 3 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Sunday, 26-Oct-2008 19:32:21

ao becky, as funny as usual. i dont know where you get these, lol

Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 27-Oct-2008 0:22:20

LMAO. Those are truly awesome.

Post 5 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Monday, 27-Oct-2008 0:30:51

oh wow becky! you bloo me away!
thanks

Post 6 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 27-Oct-2008 8:13:17

hahahaha these are good. Will have to save them!!

Post 7 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 27-Oct-2008 9:59:29

smiles, very good Becky, thank you

Post 8 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 27-Oct-2008 10:00:52

lololol those are awesome becky!

Post 9 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Monday, 27-Oct-2008 10:48:51

roflmao nice ones!!

Post 10 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 27-Oct-2008 15:37:56

funny.

Post 11 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Saturday, 08-Nov-2008 12:53:46

Roflmao at all this.